Oct 27, 2019
This week in anguish:
- The Capitals' cardiac-damaging comeback has us questioning our new "spot them one, then score five" strategem.
- The Utica Comets continue to steamroll opponents, and the six defencemen they're icing are (hopefully) a testament to our improved organizational depth.
- Ardella educates us on a...
Oct 21, 2019
This week in anguish:
- Sven, Nikolay, Reid, Olli, Kole, and all of the streaking Utica Comets take a well-deserved victory lap.
- Brent Brandon Sutter takes us on a tour of the Canucks' life in the air, and Tristan laments the cramped condition of our bleary-eyed boys.
- How many Felix Potvins and Kirk McLeans could...
Oct 13, 2019
This week in anguish:
- Ardella calls for less ceremonial ceremonies, as we celebrate Bo's captaincy and forget the name "Ron Shute". Give us a break - we've only had 49 years to learn it. Sorry, Ron.
- We get reacquainted with former Peninsula Panther star Phillip "Jordie" Benn.
- We debate the existence of the Ring...
Oct 6, 2019
This week in anguish:
- You better believe that we rend our garments and gnash our teeth for Bärtschi the Bernese Beauty.
- We lament the continued employment of BraAndon Sutter, question the measurements of Tyler Myers, and rage against the perpetual Groundhog Day-ification of Troy Stecher.
- We wish for an end to...