Feb 23, 2020
This week in anguish:
- If they who laugh last, laugh best (and if "last" is taken to mean "most recently"), then allow us to laugh in the Bruins' stupid faces for a moment.
- Ardella better gets to know Tyler Toffoli, our newly beloved off-brand Brock Boeser.
- Do not trade Troy Stecher. Obviously, do not trade Troy...
Feb 16, 2020
This week in anguish:
- Tristan unexpectedly got to see the Sedins' jersey retirements in person, and Ardella is keen to know how things looked from the cheap seats.
- We applaud Kevin Bieksa, appreciate the Sedins all over again, review Ryan Kesler's revisionist history, and hope that Willie Desjardins is holding...
Feb 9, 2020
This week in anguish:
- Yeesh! Pride goeth before whatever that week was.
- The upcoming banner-raisings have as asking How Did We Not Know a great deal about the arbitrary history of retiring jersey numbers?
- In 1991, incorrigible hockey outlaw Pat Quinn has repaid his debt to society; the goalie graveyard is...
Feb 3, 2020
This week in anguish:
- Read it and maintain emotional composure: 1st in the Pacific, 2nd in the Western Conference, 7th in the National Hockey League.
- Quinn Hughes is on pace to challenge for the Canucks' single-season scoring record for defencemen. Tristan runs through the 15 names he will have to surmount to...