Dec 31, 2021
This week in anguish:
- Five hundred! Mediocrity never tasted so sweet. Tristan defends Tanner Pearson, JT Miller censors himself for Ardella's benefit, good chaos, and other thoughts on the OT win vs Anaheim.
- Dmitri Zlodeyev is our entry point to From Russia With Love, Ardella's half quiz, half retrospective segment...
Dec 21, 2021
This week in anguish:
- Betcha forgot about the plight of those plucky '01-'02 Canucks. Well, they didn't forget about you.
- Observations deriving from the recent mic'ings up of Messrs. Garland and Miller.
- Mocking the prognosticators at the end of Carolina's Rutherford era.
- The Smyl Files: The Coaching Years
- How...
Dec 15, 2021
This week in anguish:
- Was recorded at 6:30 on Tuesday morning, which explains a) why we didn't mention anything about Covid once again stalking the Canucks, and b) our razor-sharp wits.
- We go through the tumultuous week in fine detail, bursting all Joy's grapes upon our palates fine until we find the one that turns...
Dec 6, 2021
This week in anguish:
- Has achieved peak irrelevance by recording a 1½ hour audio interpretation of a franchise listlessly circling the drain, entirely unaware that massive, long-overdue changes were a few hours away.
- Wait - weren't the Abbotsford Canucks supposed to be good at least?
- Ardella has a new Google...
Nov 28, 2021
This week in anguish:
- We float in a numb purgatory, suffering ever new and ever more bad occurrences, while never getting the cathartic release of the consequences of those occurrences.
- In what months are general managers most likely to be fired, and how many NHL games are they most likely to have played in? Behold...